I have a summer cold. Sure, summer just started but I'm fucked for the next 4 months because a summer cold doesn't go away.
The American's are losing to Ghana 1-0 at the start of the second half. Kinda mad about that, but then again, I really have no idea about anything dealing with soccer. All I know is that 95% of the players playing in the 2010 World Cup should win Emmy Awards for their excellent acting skills; you got hit with a patch of grass, quit trying to sell the ref that you got kicked in the nuts, bitch.
Women, ladies, girls, chicks, bitches, ho's, honeys (though I've never used the term) and any other word that is meant to mean a member of the female gender. You got some who make fun of themselves because they are insecure, some that are witty with jokes but have no common sense, others who think they are the best thing in the world but have no ability to maintain a relationship (sexual or otherwise) and there are the sarcastic types who are so damn dry people have no idea if they are joking around or just flat out bitches. From now on, I'm going with the latter.
WHY DO THE AMERICAN PLAYERS TRY TO SCORE GOALS WITH KICKS THAT ARE DELIVERED 4-INCHES OFF THE GROUND STRAIGHT AT THE GOALIE? THAT'S NOT A HARD SHOT TO BLOCK, NUMB NUTS. KICK THE FUCKING THING TO THE CORNER OF THE NET, ABOVE THE GOALIE, NOT AT HIS FEET.
She gone.
I broke up with the Chicago Cubs yesterday. An end to an ugly, one sided 32-year relationship. They took what they wanted from me and never gave a thing back. Fucker.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY, TAKE THOSE FUCKING HORNS AWAY FROM EVERYBODY AT THE FUCKING GAMES, PLEASE, TALK ABOUT ANNOYING!
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