so for easter, i journeyed back home to the stix to see the fam, which i have already addressed. it was good to see all of them and blah, blah, blah.
when i went to bed friday night, the temperature was 64 degrees and thought i was in for a comfortable nights rest. when i woke saturday morning, i couldn't breathe due to an obstruction in my nasal cavity.
after finding the correct materials to vanquish said obstruction from the nasal cavity, i set forth in the expenditure.
30 seconds in, i knew it was gonna be tough. a minute and a half in i began to worry. somewhere around the 5th minute i lost consciousness and hit the floor. 2 minutes after falling, i regained consciousness and went at it again. this time, i was certain that the goal would be attained.
after roughly 10 minutes of the painful process, i felt the obstruction give. it was ready to be evicted from the nasal cavity.
what came next, i was in no way prepared for. the longest snot known to mankind began to creep out of my left nostril. it was thick. it was really thick. with a kinda yellowish-green tint to it.
i coughed a little bit, caught my breath and decided to give a large attempt to clear it from my septum. and it was out. the longest snot known to mankind perhaps. just felt like sharing.
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